Thanksgiving Walk: Enjoying The Holidays The "High" Way And With Secrecy
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Thanksgiving, an amazing holiday where we gather 'round the table, stuff ourselves with delicious food, and then promptly enter a turkey-induced food coma, is loved by all.
Truly the most American of all celebrations, this is the perfect time to enjoy everything the fall season has to offer; mostly food and the merry company of family that we wouldn’t often see the rest of the year. And a lot of these families develop their own traditions that enhance the vibe of this holiday, with one in particular being specially popular by stoners all over the U.S.
What if we told you there's a way to enjoy Thanksgiving to the maximum extent other than end up feeling like a stuffed turkey? It's time to grab the stretchy pants, your smoking tools, and embrace a new tradition: a good walk after dinner, with your friends, cousins, and a joint stuffed to the brim with your favorite strain of weed. Sounds great, right?
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Picture a crisp autumn breeze, the sound of leaves crunching beneath your feet, and the satisfying feeling of a good high washing over you while you chat and joke around with some of your favorite people, all while burning off the calories of that second helping of mashed potatoes, no less.
In today’s blog, here at HØJ we're about to take you on a heartwarming journey of how to turn your Thanksgiving from a food marathon into a delightful stroll through family bonding, adventure, and the occasional hit to a rotating joint.
Grab your sneakers and your favorite pipe, because this holiday, we're taking a Thanksgiving walk, one inhalation at a time.
The Thanksgiving Walk: A Thanksgiving Tradition You Should Know About
Let's start things with something more “secular”. A "Thanksgiving walk" refers to a leisurely stroll or walk that takes place after dinner on Thanksgiving Day. Many people like to do it to enjoy the crisp fall weather, spend time with family, and perhaps work off some of the calories from the meal.
Taking a Thanksgiving walk has become a tradition for some families, providing an opportunity to bond, appreciate nature, and reflect on what they are thankful for. At least in theory.
For some people it can also be a way to relax and unwind with some weed after a big meal, using the relative solitude of a walk, or the company of your equally relaxed cousins and friends.
Overall, a Thanksgiving weed walk is a simple and enjoyable way for people to spend time together, get high, and make the most of the holiday.
However, one of the crucial element of this modern tradition is secrecy; not all families are accepting of cannabis, especially during gatherings like these, so we will give you some tips to enjoy your walk as a pro. Happy Thanksgiving!
Woman smoking at night walk (Envato)
Secrecy is Everything
Of course, one of the main reasons behind a Thanksgiving weed walk is getting some privacy to enjoy your preferred strain of spice herbs. There are plenty of opportunities throughout the day, like the half-time of the Thanksgiving Football Game, or while walking the dogs if everybody else is busy preparing dinner. However, a lot of unexpected things could happen during these times, like the need for a beer run or an overwhelmed kitchen, that could make someone go look for you.
For these reasons, we recommend planning your weed walk after the dinner is over, when everyone is drowsy and less likely to notice you slipping out of the house. You don’t even need a specific excuse to go out, just say you are too full and need to stretch your legs for a bit. And hey, depending on how crazy you went on that turkey, it might not even be a lie!
So pick your stuff discreetly and head out without getting nervous, or someone might get your intentions. Neighborhoods tend to be quiet and empty during this time, so just try to not be obvious while smoking. A mini-pipe like KOL 2.0 is perfect for this purpose, so order yours with enough time!
Secrecy: Planning A Weed Walk With Someone Else
Smoking weed is always better with some company, and walks like these are a perfect bonding time if your cousins and siblings are down for some green. But that makes the issue of secrecy a little bit more complicated, doesn't?
The best way to go about this is not to tell anybody your plans right away; approach the people you want to invite to your walk carefully after dinner, making sure they keep the secret long enough to get out of the house. Bring your dog if you have one to not arouse suspicion, and work out how to share the weed ahead of time. Maybe using your fancy grinder to make some high-quality joints beforehand, or packing your pipe extra well to pass around.
And last but not least: don’t forget to wear extra layers! There's two reasons for this:
After dinner the weather starts getting chilly and uncomfortable, so it’s important to keep warm.
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The outer layer (generally a jacket and a hat) will probably stink of weed when you come back, so you will have something to take off and leave outside or in the garage, leaving everybody none the wiser.
Smoking After Dinner: What Could Go Wrong?
If you follow our recommendations of doing your Thanksgiving weed walk after dinner, there might be some specific considerations to make.
Consuming weed after a heavy meal can lead to enhanced effects, as the absorption of THC is slower in a full stomach. This means you might experience stronger and longer-lasting effects than if you had consumed it beforehand. This can be a risk if you are not prepared for the increased potency.
It may take longer for you to feel the effects of cannabis after a heavy dinner, which can lead to overconsumption. Some people might mistakenly think they haven't had enough and smoke more, leading to discomfort or adverse reactions once the effects kick completely. And if the Thanksgiving dinner was generous with the alcohol, combining it with cannabis can really affect your cognitive and motor skills more than using either substance alone.
However, the main concern here is concealing your high after you come back.
Considering how the turkey, mashed potatoes and pies will enhance the hit of cannabis, we recommend you to go with a more lightweight strain, so you can still keep some clearance of mind when you go back home. Hopefully it will be dark already when you come back, so your red eyes would probably not be too noticeable. Have some eye drops or something on hand, anyway. You never know when Aunt Susie might strike a conversation and notice your answers are less coherent than usual.
Enhanced Effects
Consuming weed after a heavy meal can lead to enhanced effects, as the absorption of THC is slower in a full stomach. This means you might experience stronger and longer-lasting effects than if you had consumed it beforehand. This can be a risk if you are not prepared for the increased potency.
Overconsumption
It may take longer for you to feel the effects of cannabis after a heavy dinner, which can lead to overconsumption. Some people might mistakenly think they haven't had enough and smoke more, leading to discomfort or adverse reactions once the effects kick completely. And if the Thanksgiving dinner was generous with the alcohol, combining it with cannabis can really affect your cognitive and motor skills more than using either substance alone.
More Secrecy: How To Conceal The High
The main concern here is concealing your high after you come back.
Considering how the turkey, mashed potatoes and pies will enhance the hit of cannabis, we recommend you to go with a more lightweight strain, so you can still keep some clearance of mind when you go back home. Hopefully it will be dark already when you come back, so your red eyes would probably not be too noticeable.
Have some eye drops or something on hand, anyway. You never know when Aunt Susie might strike a conversation and notice your answers are less coherent than usual.
Thanksgiving dinner (Envato)
Thanksgiving celebration (Envato)
Happy Thanksgiving from HØJ!
As you embark on your Thanksgiving walk with a cannabis twist, we’d like to wrap up this guide to stealthy post-feast toking by reminding you that it's not just about getting high; it's about achieving the perfect balance of relaxation, merriment and company that makes this holiday so beloved.
Just remember, dear reader, that stealth is the key. Blend in with the other walkers. Carry your stash discreetly to avoid raising any eyebrows. Be vigilant, and if you spot fellow strollers who might be cannabis-friendly, give them a knowing nod or an enigmatic wink. After all, it's a time for gratitude and shared secrets.
In the end, as you return from your adventure, you'll know that you've mastered the art of Thanksgiving weed walks. Share your wisdom with your fellow wanderers, and let this guide and our smoking accessories inspire a new tradition.
May your hikes always be filled with joy, laughter, and a hint of herbal magic. Happy holidaze, we wish your walks forever remain hushed but not hushed-hushed!
Simon V. Folmann
Simon Folmann
Simon is an accomplished entrepreneur and inventor in the cannabis industry. He’s the founder and CEO of HØJ; a revolutionary high-end cannabis accessories company. His mission is to change the way we experience the herb and enhance people’s smoking experience through knowledge and unique products.
Edited by Shaggy
Disclaimer: HØJ is not a medical advice blog, so please consult with a doctor or a specialist if you have any questions regarding smoking or anything related to cannabis consumption itself.
