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How To Get A Cool Weed Username In 2023

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Ah, the Internet! Since the Eternal September started in 1993, the influx of new people joining the information superhighway never stopped, resulting in one of the biggest communication revolutions in human history. Hence, why finding a good username is a legitimate nightmare. Sure, the Internet has changed every aspect of the human experience in ways we do not fully understand. But how are you supposed to play a part in the wonders of modern cyberspace without finding a perfect moniker? That makes people laugh and broadcasts what you are into or even elaborates on who you are.

This becomes worse if you are into weed. The cannabis-inspired username is a grand old tradition of Internet denizens. It is almost a rite of passage for many teenagers who want to look cool or be funny in forums, social media, game lobbies, anonymous message boards, etc. We genuinely understand how hard it can be to partake in this fun tradition and find a weed username that is both good and available. Cannabis-related usernames are so abundant and popular that people make a hobby out of them in certain places.

That’s why today’s blog will be dedicated to giving you the best advice on curating the best weed username, avoiding common pitfalls, and generally having a good time. Happy New Year from HOJ, and let us get right into it!

 

1. Avoid clichés

We all start somewhere when thinking about a username every time we create an account at a social media site, forum, or gaming lobby. When it comes to weed, it is easy coming up with the hit words: “420”, “Green, “Pot,” “High,” etc. However, the slang incorporating these elements will become clichéd and not memorable. They are so common that it can be challenging to find an available name of that ilk in the first place.  

We are not saying that building a username like “HighRoller420” is wrong, only that you will have to be doubly creative and clever to make a name like that work among the thousands of similar monikers you will find already in use. So, for the stoner that likes an identity of their own, these are a stern “NO.”

 

2. Be subtle

One of the most important things to remember to make a good username is subtlety. Indeed, there is nothing better than reading someone’s name on a screen and getting that “a-ha!” moment when you get it. Honestly, everybody enjoys reading them wherever they encounter them. However, creating a username like that is easier said than done. The art of building a cannabis-inspired name that takes a couple of seconds to land is delicate and requires much consideration before you can put them into your newest account. 

Therefore, we recommend taking a deep dive into cannabis culture (the HØJ Blog can indeed be your best bet) so you can find obscure and exciting stuff. You can mine for your username in topics like different weed strains, slang, history, and even the techniques used to grow and consume weed, among many others. Sure, your new username might not be immediately recognizable for people not in the know, but trust us. The ones who do will have their day made. Deep cuts always land!

 

3. Being funny is important

Beyond subtlety, making someone laugh the first time they see your username is the goal for any Internet-using stoner. This will require thinking outside of the box as funny usernames, like most jokes, work by being unexpected. Always think of a combination of words or situations that have worked on you before and think about what more you can add to it. 

Also, never underestimate the power of puns, especially if the person that reads your usernames is stoned (which would be a given if you’d be joining, let us say, a weed enthusiasts forum), because the everyday slang for m weed-related stuff gives you wide variety of ideas to work with. Light up a joint and start writing ideas down!

 

4. Use your preferences

However, if something other than a funny or clever username is something you particularly care about, looking at what you like is the best strategy. Everyone in this hobby has a particular taste and affinity for weed, its strains, the best method to consume it, and a wide range of preparations and techniques to try every time you feel like it. So do not sweat it too much; go by the feeling and pray it is available on whatever website you want to use it. Speaking of which…

 

5. Consider all variants 

Finally, when you settle on the best username you thought of, you start thinking of variants for it because the odds are that, no matter how original, funny, clever, or fresh your new username is, someone somewhere has already beaten you to it. That is the reality of the Internet at large, and in the cannabis space, much more so. So, once you have the perfect username for you (a fun, clever play on words that mentions your favorite weed strain, for example), make sure you have plenty of variations for it because if you want to reuse it on more than one website, the possibility of that name being unavailable increase by 1 per site you visit. We recommend that you join and open accounts in every community you are interested in to call “dibs” on the username. You might not use that particular social media app in the future, but do you really want to risk someone else using it? Again, when it comes to good weed names, novel and original ideas are few and far between, so keep locking it up everywhere you can. That way, you do not have to repeat this process over and over.

 

With all that in mind, we hope you have everything you need to create the best cannabis-adjacent username you can, and if you hit the jackpot with a good one, never let it go. Those are worth their weight in weed!

 

Author: Shaggy

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